What movies have not aged well?
09.06.2025 08:02

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Live and Let Die
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
What do you do to make yourself sleep early?
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
A View to a Kill
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
You Only Live Twice
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
The Man with the Golden Gun
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
What is the difference between Michael Corleone’s marriage to Apollonia Vitelli and Kay Adams?
-All the bad guys are black.
From Russia With Love
Octopussy
Why is Tiananmen Square censored?
-”She is very sexyful!”
Goldfinger
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Why does my private parts itch so much during certain periods?
-”Ah so!”
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Diamonds Are Forever
Why does he text me first but when I never text first he gets mad?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Moonraker
Dr No
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-J W Pepper